Coming soon..
The Travels of Paris Hilton
(A Tramp Abroad)

Why Americans eat Nachos
(A History of the Conquest of Mexico)

The Adventures of Tom Cruise
(The Adventures of Tom Sawyer)

The Ugly Dog who Lives Next Door
(The Hound of the Baskervilles)

The Last Episode of Friends
(The Last Days of Pompeii)

The War on Terror
(The War of the Worlds)

Welcome to Modern Masterpieces!

The site where old classics are given a make-over to become Modern Masterpieces!

We've taken some classic stories, added a few modern day characters, places and issues to create some very funny (and surprisingly relevant!) pieces of quality literature.

Are these parodies going to win any literary awards, you ask? Probably not. But are they funny? Absolutely!

And don't forget that we have many more funny stories coming shortly, so be sure to visit us again soon!

Michael Jackson's Adventures in Neverland

Little Michael Jackson is enjoying a lazy afternoon boating with his sister Janet when suddenly a White Boy runs past muttering ‘Im late, Im late for a very important date'. Michael Jackson springs to his feet and runs after the boy as fast as his feet will carry him – eventually diving into the boy's hole to stop him from getting away. From there on things get weirder for Michael Jackson – which as you can imagine must be pretty bloody weird. So what happens when Michael actually catches the White Boy? Read on and find out.

Click here to read some funny excerpts from the story.


The Wonderful Wizard of Washington DC

Young George Bush is carried away in his house by a terrorist attack, and amazingly lands on Saddam Hussein. Young George takes Saddam's magical brown sandals and tries desperately to get back to Texas . On his journey he meets Dick Cheney who wants some brains, Donald Rumsfeld who is in need of a heart, and the Cowardly Paul Wolfowitz who is desperately seeking courage. But does the wicked Osama bin Laden stop George Bush from getting back to Texas ? Read on and find out.

Click here to read some funny excerpts from the story.